I: declare variable
  allocate enough memory to accommodate failed pharma merger
  instantiate two object references
     one of type 29 year old male World of Warcraft addict
        waiting (standing up; pacing) for dermatologist (divorced) in exam room
           with concerned mom (reading pamphlet about side effects of Accutane)
     one of type Indian co-worker from IT department
        out to lunch for 30 minutes and 1 second
            got slick deal on MP3 player
                average reviews on Amazon
  iterate N times over trampled Best Buy employee where N is size of
parish community
  exhaust function call stack in computational protein folding algorithm
     output results to /home/L'Oréal/patents/shampoo.dat
  catch exception raised by Facebook API
     return empty buddy list
  declare variable
  free memory
  exit gracefully
     no error code