todays = (a = new Date());
yesterdays = [todays.bowel_movement];
tomorrows  = [todays.toilet_paper];
and = (now = (is = (thens = Infinity)));
(but_just_then = '...' || (not = (now = '!')));

of_course: tomorrow = (is = really = [yesterdays.mirror_image]);
because: todays.valueOf(now) || is || undefined;
thats_why: yesterday = is &&

tomorrow.can_never_be;