T minus [%t] 1.0 =1 && t<=99) { this.m = t/99.0; return this.text.replace(/%t/g, (99-t > 9 ? (99-t) : '0'+(99-t))); } return null; } ]]> {Ten years ago the machines failed us as no one was in charge.} 1.0 =100 && t<=150) { this.m = 1.0-(t-100)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=151 && t<=189) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=190 && t<=199) { this.m = (t-190)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {The looming subsumes us from war to peace.} 1.0 =200 && t<=250) { this.m = 1.0-(t-200)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=251 && t<=289) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=290 && t<=299) { this.m = (t-290)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {You remember the story (it\'s not yet over)} 1.0 =300 && t<=350) { this.m = 1.0-(t-300)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=351 && t<=389) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=390 && t<=399) { this.m = (t-390)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {The voice of the wind,} 1.0 =400 && t<=450) { this.m = 1.0-(t-400)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=451 && t<=489) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=490 && t<=499) { this.m = (t-490)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {There\'s an old swing set rusting in the woods.} 1.0 =500 && t<=550) { this.m = 1.0-(t-500)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=551 && t<=589) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=590 && t<=599) { this.m = (t-590)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {Someone blew up the mountain} 1.0 =600 && t<=650) { this.m = 1.0-(t-600)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=651 && t<=689) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=690 && t<=699) { this.m = (t-690)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {The old order is turned asunder} 1.0 =700 && t<=750) { this.m = 1.0-(t-700)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=751 && t<=789) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=790 && t<=799) { this.m = (t-790)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {A bomb left a hole gaping at the street corner} 1.0 =800 && t<=850) { this.m = 1.0-(t-800)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=851 && t<=889) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=890 && t<=899) { this.m = (t-890)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {The philosopher has returned to his homeland} 1.0 =900 && t<=950) { this.m = 1.0-(t-900)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=951 && t<=989) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=990 && t<=999) { this.m = (t-990)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {You enter the room and the day is still sunny} 1.0 =1000 && t<=1050) { this.m = 1.0-(t-1000)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=1051 && t<=1089) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=1090 && t<=1099) { this.m = (t-1090)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {Seventeen years} 1.0 =1100 && t<=1150) { this.m = 1.0-(t-1100)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=1151 && t<=1189) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=1190 && t<=1199) { this.m = (t-1190)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {What changes is the will to change} 1.0 =1200 && t<=1250) { this.m = 1.0-(t-1200)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=1251 && t<=1289) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=1290 && t<=1299) { this.m = (t-1290)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {One song after another, not to impress,} 1.0 =1300 && t<=1350) { this.m = 1.0-(t-1300)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=1351 && t<=1389) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=1390 && t<=1399) { this.m = (t-1390)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {If you\'re driving long enough} 1.0 =1400 && t<=1450) { this.m = 1.0-(t-1400)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=1451 && t<=1489) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=1490 && t<=1499) { this.m = (t-1490)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> {This age of ours always hangs on} 1.0 =1500 && t<=1550) { this.m = 1.0-(t-1500)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=1551 && t<=1589) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=1590 && t<=1599) { this.m = (t-1590)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> "We\'re shutting down Reactor # this %daydayday for maintenance and testing. The engineers think the turbines will generate sufficient back-up power this time around." 0.6 =1600 && t<=1799) { var r = Math.floor(Math.random()*7); switch (r) { case 0: day = ' Monday '; break; case 1: day = ' Tuesday '; break; case 2: day = 'Wednesday '; break; case 3: day = ' Thursday '; break; case 4: day = ' Friday '; break; case 5: day = ' Saturday '; break; case 6: day = ' Sunday '; break; } } if (t>=1600 && t<=1650) { this.m = 1.0-(t-1600)/50.0; return this.text.replace(/#/g, Math.floor(Math.random()*10)).replace(/%daydayday/g, day); } else if (t>=1651 && t<=1789) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text.replace(/#/g, Math.floor(Math.random()*10)).replace(/%daydayday/g, day); } else if (t>=1790 && t<=1799) { this.m = (t-1790)/9.0; return this.text.replace(/#/g, Math.floor(Math.random()*10)).replace(/%daydayday/g, day); } return null; } ]]> "Kiev grid control needs our output. Night shift will handle Reactor 4." 0.8 =1800 && t<=1850) { this.m = 1.0-(t-1800)/50.0; return this.text.replace(/%n/g, Math.floor(Math.random()*10)).replace(/%day/g, day); } else if (t>=1851 && t<=1989) { this.m = 0.0; if (Math.random() > 0.9) { return '"Night shift will handle Reactor 4. Kiev grid control needs our output."'; } else { return '"Kiev grid control needs our output. Night shift will handle Reactor 4."'; } } else if (t>=1990 && t<=1999) { this.m = (t-1990)/9.0; return this.text.replace(/%n/g, Math.floor(Math.random()*10)).replace(/%day/g, day); } return null; } ]]> RBMK-1000 operating manual: "[Xenon-135] production levels are inversely proportional to power levels due to se__________ 0.8 =1900 && t<=1950) { this.m = 1.0-(t-1900)/50.0; return this.text.replace(/__________/g, random_character() + random_character() + random_character() + random_character() + random_character() + random_character() + '..."'); } else if (t>=1951 && t<=2089) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text.replace(/__________/g, random_character() + random_character() + random_character() + random_character() + random_character() + random_character() + '..."'); } else if (t>=2090 && t<=2099) { this.m = (t-2090)/9.0; return this.text.replace(/__________/g, random_character() + random_character() + random_character() + random_character() + random_character() + random_character() + '..."'); } return null; } ]]> [01:23:04 AM] sounds like a made-up time. But it\'s real; it passes everyday. On that day it lingered. 0.8 =2000 && t<=2050) { this.m = 1.0-(t-2000)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=2051 && t<=2089) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=2090 && t<=2099) { this.m = (t-2090)/9.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=2100 && t<=2199) { if (Math.random() > 0.9) { this.m = Math.random(); return this.text; } else { this.m = 1.0 return null; } } return null; } ]]> 01:23:40 AM: AZ-%n; Rapid Emergency Defense %n; [SCRAM]. 0.8 =2200 && t<=2250) { this.m = 1.0-(t-2200)/50.0; return this.text.replace(/%n/g, Math.floor(Math.random() * 10)); } else if (t>=2251 && t<=2289) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text.replace(/%n/g, Math.floor(Math.random() * 10)); } else if (t>=2290 && t<=2299) { this.m = (t-2290)/9.0; return this.text.replace(/%n/g, Math.floor(Math.random() * 10)); } return null; } ]]> Power of control 1.0 =2300 && t<=3000) { this.m = (Math.sin((t-2300)/10.0) + 1.0) / 2.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> Control of power 1.0 =2300 && t<=3000) { this.m = (Math.cos((t-2300)/10.0) + 1.0) / 2.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> Ch_rn_byl 1.0 =3000 && t<=3199) { for (var i=0; i<9; i++) { str = str + this.text.charAt(Math.floor(Math.random()*this.text.length)); } } else { return null; } if (t>=3000 && t<=3050) { this.m = 1.0-(t-3000)/50.0; return str; } else if (t>=3051 && t<=3189) { this.m = 0.0; return str; } else if (t>=3190 && t<=3199) { this.m = (t-3190)/9.0; return str; } } ]]> Ch_rn_byl 1.0 =3000 && t<=3199) { for (var i=0; i<9; i++) { str = str + this.text.charAt(Math.floor(Math.random()*this.text.length)); } } else { return null; } if (t>=3000 && t<=3050) { this.m = 1.0-(t-3000)/50.0; return str; } else if (t>=3051 && t<=3189) { this.m = 0.0; return str; } else if (t>=3190 && t<=3199) { this.m = (t-3190)/9.0; return str; } } ]]> Ch_rn_byl 1.0 =3000 && t<=3199) { for (var i=0; i<9; i++) { str = str + this.text.charAt(Math.floor(Math.random()*this.text.length)); } } if (t>=3000 && t<=3050) { this.m = 1.0-(t-3000)/50.0; return str; } else if (t>=3051 && t<=3189) { this.m = 0.0; return str; } else if (t>=3190 && t<=3199) { this.m = (t-3190)/9.0; return str; } return null; } ]]> XXXXXX XXXX XX XXXXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXXX XX XX 0.6 =2500 && t<=3050) { this.m = 1.0-(t-2500)/550.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=3051 && t<=3189) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=3190 && t<=3249) { this.m = (t-3190)/59.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> XXXXXX XXXX XX XXXXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXXX XX XX 0.6 =2525 && t<=3050) { this.m = 1.0-(t-2525)/525.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=3051 && t<=3189) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=3190 && t<=3299) { this.m = (t-3190)/109.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> XXXXXX XXXX XX XXXXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXXX XX XX 0.6 =2550 && t<=3050) { this.m = 1.0-(t-2550)/500.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=3051 && t<=3189) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=3190 && t<=3199) { this.m = (t-3190)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> "Fourteen days. In fourteen days a person dies." 0.9 =3500 && t<=3550) { this.m = 1.0-(t-3500)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=3551 && t<=3689) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=3690 && t<=3699) { this.m = (t-3690)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> "This is not your husband anymore, not a beloved person, but a radioactive object with a strong density of poisoning. You\'re not suicidal. Get a hold of yourself." 0.7 =4100 && t<=4150) { this.m = 1.0-(t-4100)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=4151 && t<=4289) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=4290 && t<=4299) { this.m = (t-4290)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> L%ke % w%rm c%pp%r%sh s%ns%t%%n %n th% b%ck %f my thr%%t... My b%dy: p%ns %nd n%%dl%s. 0.6 =4691 && t<=5150) { this.m = 1.0-(t-4691)/459.0; return this.text.replace(/%/g, random_character()); } else if (t>=5151 && t<=5289) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text.replace(/%/g, random_character()); } else if (t>=5290 && t<=5349) { this.m = (t-5290)/59.0; return this.text.replace(/%/g, random_character()); } return null; } ]]> Is radation sickness contagious? 0.7 =6000 && t<=6050) { this.m = 1.0-(t-6000)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=6051 && t<=6199) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=6200 && t<=6209) { this.m = (t-6200)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> Caesium-137 has a half-life of approximately 30 years. What is the half-life of a memory? 0.8 =7000 && t<=7050) { this.m = 1.0-(t-7000)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=7051 && t<=7399) { this.m = 0.0; if (Math.random() > 0.8) { return 'Caesium-137 has a half-life of approximately 30 years. What is the life of half a memory?'; } else { return 'Caesium-137 has a half-life of approximately 30 years. What is the half-life of a memory?'; } } else if (t>=7400 && t<=7409) { this.m = (t-7400)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> Fifteen point seven kilorontgen per hour? And rising? 0.7 =8000 && t<=8050) { this.m = 1.0-(t-8000)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=8051 && t<=8399) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=8400 && t<=8409) { this.m = (t-8400)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> "Okay, it\'s reading sixteen point -- wait, seventeen point three: still rising -- seventeen nine!? Alex, where did we get these dosimeters?" 0.7 =8200 && t<=8250) { this.m = 1.0-(t-8200)/50.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=8251 && t<=8499) { this.m = 0.0; return this.text; } else if (t>=8500 && t<=8509) { this.m = (t-8500)/9.0; return this.text; } return null; } ]]> Seconds {tick}; atoms {decay}; we\'re running out of {t = [%n]} 0.7 0) { this.temp--; this.m = 1.0 - this.temp/60.0; return this.text.replace(/%n/, (this.temp < 10 ? '0' + this.temp : this.temp)); } else { if (Math.random() >= 0.997) { this.temp = Math.floor(Math.random() * 40) + 20; } return null; } } ]]>